–What is a math teacher’s favourite sum?
Teacher: George, you know you can’t sleep in my class!
George:I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
George: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
George: Life imprisonment!
-What do you call a teacher without students?
-Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
George: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, ‘What did you learn today?’ Kid replies, ‘Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.’
Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you ?
George: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Happy Wednesday, wherever you are! 🙂