Saturday Math Puzzle


A simple question has left people scratching their heads for days. This riddle was shared in “Mumsnet” and went viral, getting a lot of different answers, even just one is the correct one. A cute head- scratchier.

“A man buys a horse for $60. He sells the horse for $70. He then buys the horse for $80. And he sells the horse again for $90.

In the end, how much money did the man make or lose? Or did he break even?”


Happy Saturday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Monday’s Math Puzzle



-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

-Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun. 

-What did algebra math book say to the other?

-Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! 

– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra? 

– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay. 

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?

George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.

Monday Math Puzzle Simona Prilogan

Why are you so negative?

-Just take me for my absolute value! 

-Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?

-George: They really understand parent functions. 

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂


Thursday’s Math Puzzle

Thursday Math Puzzle

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father. 
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
“But that’s right!” 
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
“What’s the fucking difference?”
“That’s exactly what I said!”

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” 

“Somebody else’s pants.”

The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” she asked the second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”
“None,” answered little Norman.
“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”
“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

Happy Thursday, wherever you are! 🙂 


Tuesday’s Math Puzzle

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Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have? 
George: 5 
Teacher: How? 
George: I have a dog in my house now. 

The maths teacher asked Little Billy “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a 
loan, how many pounds would you still have?”. 
“Twenty” came the reply. 
“How so?” enquired the teacher. 
“Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn’t mean I am going to”.

A schoolteacher sent a letter to all parents after day one of the new term which said “If you can promise that you will not believe all that your child says goes on at school, I will promise you that I won’t believe all that your child says goes on at home”. 

A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding “There, thats addition”. She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying ” So that will be 
subtraction?”. They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together ” That’s multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming “That’s long division”.

Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get? 
George: A new video game.

Happy Tuesday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Tuesday Math Puzzle


Wednesday’s Math Puzzle

Source: Google Images

What is a math teacher’s favourite sum?

Teacher: George, you know you can’t sleep in my class! 
George:I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

George: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
George: Life imprisonment!

-What do you call a teacher without students?
-Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher

Wednesday Math Puzzle Simona Prilogan

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
George: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, ‘What did you learn today?’ Kid replies, ‘Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.’

Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you ?
George: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!

Happy Wednesday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Monday’s Math Puzzle

What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?

-It just becomes beer.


-What is the chemical formula for water? 
– What are you talking about? 
-Yesterday you said it’s H to O! 


Teacher: Stephan, go to the map and find North America. 
Stephan: Here it is! 
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Stephan!

Teacher: George, name one important thing we have today but we didn’t have it 10 years ago. 
George: Me! 

Teacher: Why are you late? 
George: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? 
George: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 


Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Monday’s Math Puzzle

Monday joke

“That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.” – Ritu Ghatourey

“If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.” – Paul Harvey

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Monday Puzzle - Simona