Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”

“But that’s right!”

“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”

“What’s the fucking difference?”

“That’s exactly what I said!”

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”

“Somebody else’s pants.”

The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” she asked the second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”

“None,” answered little Norman.

“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”

“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?

Milton: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

**Happy Thursday, wherever you are! 🙂 **