## Monday’s Math Puzzle

A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours.
Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: “Don’t worry – we’re safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine.”
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: “But don’t worry – we’re still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours.”
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: “Don’t worry – even with one engine, we’re still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt.”
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: “If the last engine breaks down, too, then we’ll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!”

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂

## Monday’s Math Puzzle

Teacher: If I have 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other, what would I have?  George: Big hands!

Teacher: Which one is the shortest month?

George: May, it only has three letters.

Teacher: If you get £20 from 5 people, what do you have?

George: A new bike.

-What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

-Square meals!

## Monday’s Math Puzzle

-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

-Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.

-What did algebra math book say to the other?

-Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?

– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?

George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.

Why are you so negative?

-Just take me for my absolute value!

-George: They really understand parent functions.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂

## Monday’s Math Puzzle

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry, my mom would not let me go so far.

Teacher: Give me an example of Coincidence.
George: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

George: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
George: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.
George: Same here.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂

## Monday’s Math Puzzle

What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?

-It just becomes beer.

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-What is the chemical formula for water?
-“HIJKLMNO”!!
– What are you talking about?
-Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

Teacher: Stephan, go to the map and find North America.
Stephan: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Stephan!

Teacher: George, name one important thing we have today but we didn’t have it 10 years ago.
George: Me!

Teacher: Why are you late?
George: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
George: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂

## Monday’s Math Puzzle

“That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.” – Ritu Ghatourey

“If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.” – Paul Harvey

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## Monday’s Math Puzzle

“The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.” – Voltaire

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## Monday’s Math Puzzle

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Gandhi

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## Monday’s Math Puzzle

“The ‘Muse’ is not an artistic mystery, but a mathematical equation. The gift are those ideas you think of as you drift to sleep. The giver is that one you think of when you first awake.”  – Roman Payne

Happy Monday, wherever you are!