Saturday Math Puzzle

Maths

A simple question has left people scratching their heads for days. This riddle was shared in “Mumsnet” and went viral, getting a lot of different answers, even just one is the correct one. A cute head- scratchier.

“A man buys a horse for $60. He sells the horse for $70. He then buys the horse for $80. And he sells the horse again for $90.

In the end, how much money did the man make or lose? Or did he break even?”

 

Happy Saturday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Note din Marți

Time

Un student la ştiinţe economice sta lângă un catarg în curtea
Universităţii. După un timp, vine un coleg student la inginerie şi-l
întreabă:
– Ce faci colega?
– Am primit ca temă de la rector să măsor înălţimea catargului şi
tocmai mă gândeam cu ce formulă aş putea face asta mai bine.
– O secundă, spune studentul la inginerie.
Scoate catargul din suport, îl întinde pe pământ şi cu o ruletă îl
măsoară.
– Exact 7 metri!
După care, pune catargul la loc în suport şi pleacă. La care, viitorul
economist:
– Inginerii ăştia!… Noi vorbim de înălţime şi el măsoară lungimea…

Tuesday Math Puzzle Simona Prilogan

Profesoara:Bulă, ce e patria?
Bulă:Nu știu!
Profesoara:Gheorghe, ce e patria?
Gheorge:Patria e mama mea!
Profesoara:Bulă, acum știi ce e patria?
Bulă:Patria e mama lui Gheorghe!
Profesoara:Nu, Bulă, patria e și mama ta!
Bulă:Aaahaaa, deci sunt frate cu Gheorghe?

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Bulă: Tăticule mă lași și pe mine la ștrand?

-Nu, dragul tatii că este prea devreme.

La o săptămâna Bulă își întreabă din nou tatăl.

Acesta îi dă același răspuns.

Seara, curios fiind din fire întreabă:

-Tăticule, cum ai cunoscut-o pe mămica?

-Păi să vezi … eram la ștrand, o tânără a intrat în apă și a început să strige după ajutor. Eu am salvat-o și am luat-o de nevastă.

-Oh! Înțeleg acum de ce nu mă lași să merg la ștrand!

 

Monday’s Math Puzzle

 

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-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

-Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun. 

-What did algebra math book say to the other?

-Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! 

– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra? 

– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay. 

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?

George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.

Monday Math Puzzle Simona Prilogan

Why are you so negative?

-Just take me for my absolute value! 

-Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?

-George: They really understand parent functions. 

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂

 

Friday’s Math Puzzle

Maths

“Mathematics is the music of reason.” – James Joseph Sylvester 

 “You don’t have to be a mathematician to have a feel for numbers.” – John Forbes Nash, Jr

“It is clear that the chief end of mathematical study must be to make the students think.” – John Wesley Young

Happy Friday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Friday Math Puzze Simona Prilogan

Thursday’s Math Puzzle

Thursday Math Puzzle

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father. 
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
“But that’s right!” 
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
“What’s the fucking difference?”
“That’s exactly what I said!”

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” 

“Somebody else’s pants.”

The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” she asked the second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”
“None,” answered little Norman.
“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”
“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

Happy Thursday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Relax

Tuesday’s Math Puzzle

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Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have? 
George: 5 
Teacher: How? 
George: I have a dog in my house now. 

The maths teacher asked Little Billy “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a 
loan, how many pounds would you still have?”. 
“Twenty” came the reply. 
“How so?” enquired the teacher. 
“Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn’t mean I am going to”.

A schoolteacher sent a letter to all parents after day one of the new term which said “If you can promise that you will not believe all that your child says goes on at school, I will promise you that I won’t believe all that your child says goes on at home”. 

A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding “There, thats addition”. She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying ” So that will be 
subtraction?”. They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together ” That’s multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming “That’s long division”.

Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get? 
George: A new video game.

Happy Tuesday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Tuesday Math Puzzle

 

Monday’s Math Puzzle

 

mathematics_quote_by_aneacc-d5ejo6dTeacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry, my mom would not let me go so far.

Teacher: Give me an example of Coincidence.
George: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Teacher: How old is your dad.
George: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
George: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
George: Bamboulama’lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.
George: Same here.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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Wednesday’s Math Puzzle

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Source: Google Images

What is a math teacher’s favourite sum?
-Summer!

Teacher: George, you know you can’t sleep in my class! 
George:I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

George: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
George: Life imprisonment!

-What do you call a teacher without students?
-Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher

Wednesday Math Puzzle Simona Prilogan

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
George: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, ‘What did you learn today?’ Kid replies, ‘Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.’

Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you ?
George: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!

Happy Wednesday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Monday’s Math Puzzle

What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?

-It just becomes beer.

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-What is the chemical formula for water? 
-“HIJKLMNO”!! 
– What are you talking about? 
-Yesterday you said it’s H to O! 

 

Teacher: Stephan, go to the map and find North America. 
Stephan: Here it is! 
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Stephan!

Teacher: George, name one important thing we have today but we didn’t have it 10 years ago. 
George: Me! 

Teacher: Why are you late? 
George: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? 
George: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 

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Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Note din Joi

 

Glume

Diriga: 
– Gigel, trebuie neapărat să-ţi îndrepţi notele la matematică!
– Am încercat, doamnă! Din trei, am făcut opt. Dar din doi…?!

Clientul către ospătar: 
– Nu-mi plac surprizele, aşa că vă zic de acum: am numai 50 de lei la mine. Ce-mi recomandaţi? 
Ospatarul:
– Un alt restaurant.

Charlie Chaplin a fost întrebat:
– După experienţa dumneavoastră de o viaţă, care femei sunt cele mai fidele? Cele blonde, cele brune sau cele roşcate?
– Cele cărunte!

Profesorul:
— De unde vin cărbunii, Bulă?
— Din Popescu!
— Cum din Popescu, nătărăule ?!
— Păi, aşa mi-a şoptit el: din mine… din mine…

O profesoară a cerut elevilor să spună o povestire cu morală. Bulă povesteşte:
– Tatăl meu mi-a povestit despre matuşa Ana… Matuşa Ana era inginer de aviaţie în război, iar avionul ei a fost lovit. A trebuit să aterizeze forţat pe teritoriul inamic şi tot ce avea la ea era o sticlă de pălincă, o puşcă şi o sabie.
– Continuă, spuse profesoara intrigată.
– Matuşa Ana a baut toată pălinca pentru a se pregăti… apoi a aterizat în mijlocul a 100 de soldaţi inamici. Ea a omorat 70 dintre ei cu mitraliera până s-au terminat gloanţele. Apoi a mai omorât 20 cu sabia până s-a tocit lama. Pe ultimii 10 i-a omorât cu mâinile goale.
– Dumnezeule mare, spuse profesoara îngrozită, şi care ţi-a zis tatăl tău că este morala?
– Stai departe de matuşa Ana când e beată!

Clientul: 
– Ce fel de restaurant e asta? Ciorbă nu mai este, felul doi nu mai este, desert nu mai este…aduceţi-mi haina, vă rog! 
Chelnerul: 
-Este un restaurant cu specific românesc: nici haina nu mai este!

Să ştii, ospătar, că în localul vostru mă simt ca acasă.
 – Vă place atât de mult la noi? 
– Da’ de unde! Nici acolo, ca şi aici, nu mă bagă nimeni în seamă! 

O ardeleancă ii spune prietenei sale:
– De când m-a parasit Ionel toată ziua bea si stă prin baruri. Uite ce s-a ales de viaţa lui!?!?
– Da. Si mie mi se pare că se bucură cam mult!

Un avocat era bucuros că fiul său terminase avocatura şi astfel putea să-i calce pe urme. Trece ceva timp şi avocatul cel tânăr preia cazurile tatălui său, acesta ieşind la pensie. Într-o zi, vine bucuros acasă şi îi zice tatălui:
– Tată, ştii cazul ăla care n-ai putut tu să-l rezolvi în 25 de ani?
– Da, fiule!
– L-am rezolvat, simplu, într-o săptămână!
– Foarte bine, fiule, dar să nu uiţi că acel caz te-a ţinut pe tine la şcoală, la liceu, la facultate şi mai rămânea şi de-o vacanţă.

Note din Joi - Simona Prilogan