Let’s …maths

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Nottingham, UK

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“If you are able to solve the problems in MATHS, then you also are  able to solve the problems in your LIFE” (Maths is a great Challenger) –  Vignesh

Happy Sunday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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Leeds, UK
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Nottingham, UK

Tuesday’s Math Puzzle

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Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician. –  Adam Gropman

-Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
-Because X was always 10.

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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

Happy Tuesday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Saturday’s Math Puzzle

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 “Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.”  – Philippe Schnoebelen

What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? Pumpkin Pi

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-Why did the boy eat his math homework?

-Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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“Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.” – Carl Sandburg

“To a mathematician, real life is a special case.”

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“Mathematics is like love, a simple idea, but it can get complicated.”

“A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.”

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Without geometry, life is pointless.

Happy Saturday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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Wednesday’s Math Puzzle

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-Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
-Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? 
-Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!

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-What did the triangle say to the circle? 
-Your pointless! 

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The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child. 
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: “Do you know, daddy, what I’ve found out?” 
“No.” 
“The new baby will be Chinese!” 
“What?!” 
“Yes. I’ve read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese…”

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-Who invented the Round Table? 
-Sir Cumference.

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-Which triangles are the coldest? 
-Ice-sosceles triangles.

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-Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? 
-They were right for each other.

Happy Wednesday, wherever you are!  🙂 

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Friday’s Math Puzzle

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 -Where do math teachers go on vacation?

-To Times Square 

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-Why is a math book always unhappy?

-Because it always has lots of problems. 

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-Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9 
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-What happened to the plant in math class?

-It grew square roots. 

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-How does a math professor propose to his fiance? 

-With a polynomial ring! 

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-What is the most erotic number?

-2110593!

-Why?

-When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3 

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-What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?

-A middle school math problem! 

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What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

-The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin. 

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Happy Friday, wherever you are! 🙂 

Wednesday’s Math Puzzle

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“We only think when confronted with a problem.” – John Dewey

“Calculators can only calculate – they cannot do mathematics.” – John A. Van de Walle 

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“The goal of education is to help you to think and lead.” – Israelmore Ayivor

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“Exams test your memory, life tests your learning; others will test your patience.” – Fennel Hudson

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“To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Happy Wednesday, wherever you are!  🙂 

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Friday’s Math Puzzle

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“Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries; for mathematics, the cultural world is one country.” – David Hilbert

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“A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.” –  Mel Brooks

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“The power of mathematics is often to change one thing into another, to change geometry into language.” – Marcus du Sautoy

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“Mathematics allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness.” –  Stendhal

Happy Friday, wherever you are! 

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Thursday’s Math Puzzle

 

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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you’re cold, you should go to a corner since it’s 90 degrees there.  –  Anonymous

 

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“If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.” – Paul Harvey

 

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“Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.”  – Carl Sandburg

Happy Thursday, wherever you are! 

 

 

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Tuesday’s Math Puzzle

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“With me, everything turns into mathematics.” – René Descartes

Happy Tuesday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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London

Monday’s Math Puzzle

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“Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.” –  Albert Einstein

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 

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