-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

-Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.

-What did algebra math book say to the other?

-Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!

– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?

– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?

George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.

–Why are you so negative?

-Just take me for my absolute value!

-Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?

-George: They really understand parent functions.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.

**Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂**