-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
-Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun.
-What did algebra math book say to the other?
-Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?
– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?
George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.
–Why are you so negative?
-Just take me for my absolute value!
-Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?
-George: They really understand parent functions.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.
Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂