Monday’s Math Puzzle



-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

-Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun. 

-What did algebra math book say to the other?

-Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! 

– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra? 

– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay. 

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?

George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.

Monday Math Puzzle Simona Prilogan

Why are you so negative?

-Just take me for my absolute value! 

-Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?

-George: They really understand parent functions. 

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂