Monday’s Math Puzzle

 

mathematics_quote_by_aneacc-d5ejo6dTeacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry, my mom would not let me go so far.

Teacher: Give me an example of Coincidence.
George: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Teacher: How old is your dad.
George: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
George: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
George: Bamboulama’lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.
George: Same here.

Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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