Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry, my mom would not let me go so far.
Teacher: Give me an example of Coincidence.
George: My mom and dad got married on the same date.
Teacher: How old is your dad.
George: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
George: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
George: Bamboulama’lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.
George: Same here.
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