–What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?
-It just becomes beer.
-What is the chemical formula for water?
– What are you talking about?
-Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
Teacher: Stephan, go to the map and find North America.
Stephan: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Stephan!
Teacher: George, name one important thing we have today but we didn’t have it 10 years ago.
Teacher: Why are you late?
George: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
George: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂