Monday’s Math Puzzle

What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?

-It just becomes beer.

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-What is the chemical formula for water? 
-“HIJKLMNO”!! 
– What are you talking about? 
-Yesterday you said it’s H to O! 

 

Teacher: Stephan, go to the map and find North America. 
Stephan: Here it is! 
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Stephan!

Teacher: George, name one important thing we have today but we didn’t have it 10 years ago. 
George: Me! 

Teacher: Why are you late? 
George: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? 
George: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 

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Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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