“I am a great believer that anything not expressly forbidden is explicitly allowed.” – Garth Nix,
“You stole my heart the day we met, and I’ve never asked for it back.” – Shirley Jump,
“Your smile is half-asses, Mr. Moore” – Aubrey Morgan,
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
In response to The Daily Post – Photo Challenge, Cheeky