-Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
-Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
-Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
-What did the triangle say to the circle?
The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: “Do you know, daddy, what I’ve found out?”
“The new baby will be Chinese!”
“Yes. I’ve read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese…”
-Who invented the Round Table?
-Which triangles are the coldest?
-Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
-They were right for each other.
Happy Wednesday, wherever you are! 🙂