Wednesday’s Math Puzzle


-Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
-Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!


-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? 
-Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!


-What did the triangle say to the circle? 
-Your pointless! 


The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child. 
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: “Do you know, daddy, what I’ve found out?” 
“The new baby will be Chinese!” 
“Yes. I’ve read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese…”


-Who invented the Round Table? 
-Sir Cumference.


-Which triangles are the coldest? 
-Ice-sosceles triangles.


-Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? 
-They were right for each other.

Happy Wednesday, wherever you are!  🙂