Wednesday’s Math Puzzle

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-Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
-Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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-Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? 
-Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!

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-What did the triangle say to the circle? 
-Your pointless! 

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The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child. 
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: “Do you know, daddy, what I’ve found out?” 
“No.” 
“The new baby will be Chinese!” 
“What?!” 
“Yes. I’ve read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese…”

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-Who invented the Round Table? 
-Sir Cumference.

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-Which triangles are the coldest? 
-Ice-sosceles triangles.

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-Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? 
-They were right for each other.

Happy Wednesday, wherever you are!  🙂 

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