-Where do math teachers go on vacation?
-To Times Square
-Why is a math book always unhappy?
-Because it always has lots of problems.
-Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9
-What happened to the plant in math class?
-It grew square roots.
-How does a math professor propose to his fiance?
-With a polynomial ring!
-What is the most erotic number?
-When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3
-What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
-A middle school math problem!
–What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
-The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Happy Friday, wherever you are! 🙂