Friday’s Math Puzzle

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 -Where do math teachers go on vacation?

-To Times Square 

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-Why is a math book always unhappy?

-Because it always has lots of problems. 

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-Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9 
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-What happened to the plant in math class?

-It grew square roots. 

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-How does a math professor propose to his fiance? 

-With a polynomial ring! 

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-What is the most erotic number?

-2110593!

-Why?

-When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3 

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-What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?

-A middle school math problem! 

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What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

-The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin. 

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Happy Friday, wherever you are! 🙂 

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