Friday’s Math Puzzle


 -Where do math teachers go on vacation?

-To Times Square 


-Why is a math book always unhappy?

-Because it always has lots of problems. 


-Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9 

-What happened to the plant in math class?

-It grew square roots. 


-How does a math professor propose to his fiance? 

-With a polynomial ring! 


-What is the most erotic number?



-When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3 

-What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?

-A middle school math problem! 


What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?

-The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work – the philosopher can do without the trash bin. 



Happy Friday, wherever you are! 🙂