Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call a months worth of rain? England.
Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
Where’s the best place to store your rain? In a cloud bank.
A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, “Isn’t it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?” The driver says, “Who’s stupid? I’m dry in my car. You’re the one who’s standing out in the rain.”