Bringing the jokes to the X-Ray

Q: Why didn’t the radiologist marry the radiographer?
A: Well, they saw through each other!

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Three consultants went duck hunting – a radiologist, a surgeon and a pathologist. The radiologist was up first. The ducks flew over and he aimed the shotgun but didn’t fire. When asked why he replied that he thought they were ducks on the AP view, but by the time he could see them in the lateral it was too late. Next was the surgeon. As the ducks came along he started firing wildly in the air, ducks falling like rain. When the smoke cleared he directed his residents to collect the ducks and then handed them to the pathologist saying “here you are. Now tell me are these ducks or not?”

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An internist, a surgeon and a radiologist go duck hunting. There aren’t any ducks, so they start bragging about their dogs. Finally they decide to have a contest.

They put down a chocolate chip cake. The internist points to the cake and says to his dog, “Sic it, Osler!”

Osler trots to the cake, takes out a notebook, and writes down all the ingredients, in descending order by concentration. Then he carries the note back to his master and wags his tail.

“Good boy, Osler! Impressive, huh?”

The surgeon snarls and says to his dog, “Get it, Halsted!”

Halsted runs over, takes out a scalpel, divides the cake into equal sections, dissects out all the chocolate chips and puts them in a container to sent to pathology. Then he goes back to his master.

“Good dog, Halsted,” the surgeon says smugly.

“You haven’t seen anything yet,” says the radiologist. “Okay, Roentgen!”

Roentgen runs over, eats the cake, screws the other two dogs, and gets home by 3 o’clock.

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A: I have just lost an electron.
B: Are you positive?

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An evil genie captured a Radiologist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.

The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst.

The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.

The Radiologist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!

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A radiology technician in a hospital emergency room took X rays of a trauma patient. The tech brought the films to the radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of both femurs and pelvis.

“What happened to this patient?” the radiologist asked in astonishment.

“He fell out of a tree,” the tech replied.

“What was he doing up in a tree?”

“I’m not sure, but his paperwork states he works for  Mark’s Expert Tree Pruning Service.’
Gazing intently at the X rays, the radiologist blinked and said, “Cross out ‘experts.'”

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Source: Google

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